amy lauren

fmylife:

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

This happened to me once.  I have a twin bed, and Matt and I were sleeping one night and he elbowed me in the nose so hard.  I woke up and turned on the light and there was blood all over my pillow and I started to get really sick to my stomach.  I woke him up and told him to get me some paper towel, because he sleep-punched me and my nose was bleeding.  He looked at me, rolled over, and went back to sleep.

He’s a really deep sleeper and says he didn’t remember any of it.  I believe him, because we’ve been dating for four years and thats like the worst thing he’s ever done to me, haha.